how do u punch someone in the face without offending them
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When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:
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Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
